Apparently God had forsaken the starving masses in Africa and is laying off the Pope on all the contraception stuff. He has bigger fish to fry. He's thinking about which NFL team Atwaan Randle El should play for.
Antwaan Randle El, who is a free agent and a hot commodity, said he is asking God whether he should stay with the Steelers or go to another NFL team. "I am not sure if this is where God wants me to continue to be or if he wants me to go elsewhere," he said. "I just have to keep praying about it."
I just hope he helps Mr El make a decision soon so that God can smite those folks that are burning Churches in the US South. You know there are other God Fearing free agents in the NFL and the end of basketball season and hockey season is coming soon too (and don't forget that Roger Clemons still needs to make a decision)its hardly surprising that God hasn't had the time to smite a few more terrorists or keep Brokeback Mountain out of the Oscar running.
By the way God - thanks for the help with the Blue Jays - can you whisper something to one more outfielder - I'd still like to replace Frank Catalanotto.
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That movie really wasn't that funny. I don't get it, does God?
I wonder if that's why it says "In God we Trust" on American cash.
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