You can't make stuff like this up!

Some people just don't seem to get it.

Recently in Pittsburg a man walked up to the counter in a convenience store and asked if he could microwave something. The clerk saw what he/she thought was a severed penis in the man's hand and understandably freaked out.

Initial reports suggested that a man had cut his penis off in the washroom and then for some reason wanted to warm it up. "Would you like sour kraut with that sir?"

The truth is even sillier. Apparently a woman was required to take a drug test at work. Not confident that she would pass she acquired one of those fake penises that are specifically designed to use for drug testing. Apparently it didn't occur to her that a drug test supervisor might be alarmed when she exposed her "penis." She asked a male friend to pee into the penis (it is actually just a resevoir for pee) and he wanted to microwave it before she went for her test so the pee would be warm as expected. Nevermind that it came out of a penis!

This story by itself seems to prove the value of drug testing. Although IQ testing might achieve the same result in this case.