Boy George - You might be an idiot if . . . .

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck rants.

Boy George has gotten himself into trouble. And will I think that might just be karma karma karma(silly and gratuitous 80's music reference - my apologies), it really seems like this is self inflicted.

First, he falsely reports a burglary. That's dumb by itself but is especially so if you have 13 bags of cocaine in your apartment. Soooo, he pleads guilty to the false reporting charge and goes to rehab and that's that? Noooo. He decides that the community service he is sentenced to is too demeaning for him so refuses. He was assigned to rake leaves in a park. He claims that it is humiliating for him and that it would be a circus if Boy George was raking leaves. Apparently he is also delusional. He is now simply an overweight bald englishman living in New York (and apparently putting all of his residuals up his nose). Boy (or should I say George) get over yourself. We're all over the Culture Club. I don't really want to hurt you. I don't really want to make you cry. BUT get a grip.

The judge apparently sees it my way and says he's like any other offender and will rake leaves or go to jail. Cruel and unusual punishment? I think not. He might be an idiot.