World's Biggest Dumb Ass

A gentleman in Michigan was recently arrested as he arrived at a meeting with what he believed to be a 14 year old girl. To his surprise the "14 year old" that he met on the Internet was actually a police officer. He missed the irony that he was wearing his World's Best Dad t-shirt to an attempted sexual liason with a 14 year old. A real father figure. Perhaps he'll meet someone in jail with a World's Best Cell Mate t-shirt. Better take your soap on a rope pall.

In a different but equally stupid incident, a couple were skinny dipping in thier hotel pool at 3 am. I doubt they were intoxicated. When a female policewoman came and politely asked them to cover up and head back their apartment, they so appreciated the opportunity to escape embarrassing charges that they stayed in the pool and offered the officer $20 to strip down and join them. All the officer removed was her handcuffs which she then proceeded to apply to the couple.

And finally, a teenager in the Georgia (the state not the country) was apprehended recently for a string of car breakins. Apparently he left his cell phone in one of the cars. In an excellent piece of police investigative work, an officer called the most recent number on the call display, said he had found the phone and wanted to know whose it was so he could return it. A friend gave the teens name to police and the phone was returned at the time of arrest.

Apparently there are no longer any master criminals out there so the spiderman movies should get a lot shorter.