Naked Drive Through

I've never played organized football. I think, though, that coaches preach discipline and good decisions. A Detroit Lions coach is going to have to re-establish his credibility with the team and the fans.

Its bad enough that he was arrested for drinking and driving a couple of weeks ago. This week though he set himself apart from even Mel the anti-semite. He was arrested for driving around naked. The really silly part of it is that he got caught because he drove through the Wendy's drive through. You've got to be either dumb or really pissed (or some combination of both) to go through a drive thru naked and not expect anyone to notice. Where will you put your change? I simply can't imagine being drunk enough get naked and drive to Wendy's. Perhaps he should consider rehab. Maybe Paris Hilton will drive him out for a burger.