It sure seems as though we're hearing more and more about celebrities getting caught drinking and driving. These people have publicists, body guards, entourages and various other hangers on - doesn't someone have the brains or guts (or both) to tell them not to drive away? Don't they have a driver/chauffeur? No cash for a taxi?
Mel Gibson got pissed and decided to go cruising. Hey we've all been pissed. But cabs are usually available. He made a bad decision and then got busted. OK that's not happened to me but I can see how it might happen. BUT, screaming obscenities and blaming it all on Jews seems a tad over the top. Maybe Mel was really pissed (even more scary) but somewhere in that thick skull an alarm must be going off -"Hey you're famous and you're pissed - don't say anything stupid." Tighten the filter a bit if "It's all the f&&%%ng Jews fault." is making it through. I feel no pity. Its just stupid and if it wasn't Mel the guy would be in even more trouble.
Paris felt a bit peckish the other night (she hadn't eaten all day) and goes out for late night drive through. He I did that when I was in my early 20's too (just to be clear though I didn't make sex videos that ended up on the web). But Paris - hey maybe you get pissed easily. Maybe you're just a crappy driver. Maybe you were masturbating on the way. Whatever. You got busted and failed a sobriety test - likely an IQ test too but that's another issue. The celebrity whose only claim to fame is fame is now complaining about the attention. Paris - take a cab (it leaves one hand free for the cell phone and the other for whatever you need it for) or order delivery.
Folks. Call a cab or just let a groupie take you home.
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